hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out
but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around
he’s like guys
what’s happening guys
I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING
GUYS IM SERIOUS
LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED
- Emma: Mary Margret? Not that I don't like hanging out with you and all but aren't you still a teacher? Don't you have kids you should be teaching?
- Mary Margret: Don't worry. I took some sick days.
- Emma: How many sick days? It's been a few weeks.
- Mary Margret: 28 years worth of sick days.
- Emma: And you see nothing wrong with that.
- Mary Margret: Yeah. Because teaching a class full of kids how to build birdhouses for the millionth time is important when the entire town is imploding.
- Emma: Point taken.